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Why don't penguins fly?
Because they aren't tall enough to be pilots
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(Apologies to Good King Wenceslas)
🎶 Good old ...
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What goes Ho Ho Whoosh, Ho Ho Whoosh?
Santa going through a revolving door
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(Apologies to Rudolph the Reindeer)
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What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
Horn-aments
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(Apologies to It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas)
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What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in ...
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Why is it getting harder to buy advent calendars?
Their days are numbered
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(Apologies to Deck The Halls)
🎶 Deck the ...
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How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle
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(Apologies to Frosty The Snowman)
🎶 Kieran the admin
Is a ...
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Why is Mrs Claus always checking Santa's phone?
He knows where all the naughty girls live
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(Apologies to Grandma Got Run ...
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite
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(Apologies to Santa Claus Is Coming To Town)
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Why can't Christmas trees knit?
They keep dropping their needles
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(Apologies to The First Noel)
🎶 The first bottoms up, ...
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What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers
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(Apologies to Last Christmas)
🎶 Last Christmas, Taff gave us some words
But the ...
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What did Santa do when he went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker
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(Apologies to Rocking Around The Christmas Tree)
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Why is Parliament like ancient Bethlehem?
It takes a miracle to find three wise men there
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Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks
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(Apologies to We Three Kings)
🎶 We two mods ...
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How did Mary & Joseph know Jesus' weight when he was born?
There was a weigh-in a manger
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(Apologies to I ...
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It's Christmas Eve and just one more sleep to go!!
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🎶 We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a ...
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What do you call Santa's little helpers?
Subordinate clauses
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(Apologies to Come All Ye Faithful)
🎶 Oh, come all ye ...
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How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?
He was hooked on trees his whole life
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(Apologies to Away In A ...
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How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
One that's deep-pan, crisp and even
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(Apologies to Let It Snow)
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Why is everyone so thirsty at the North Pole?
No-well, no-well
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(Apologies to Christmas Is Coming)
🎶 Christmas is coming
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Why was the snowman looking through the carrots in the supermarket?
He was picking his nose?
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(Apologies to I Want A ...
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What do elves post on social media?
Elfies
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(Apologies to The Twelve Days of Christmas)
🎶On the twelfth day of Christmas, ...
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What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar?
He got 24 days
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(Apologies to The Holly and the Ivy)
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What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsilitis
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(Apologies to Oh, Christmas Tree)
🎶 Oh, Christmas tree, oh, Christmas ...
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman
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(Apologies to White Christmas)
🎶 I'm dreaming of ...
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