
Santa is in therapy, he could be there for weeks
Mrs Claus is quite perplexed because he never speaks
All was fine ...
(To the tune of Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer)
Chippy, the red-nosed doggy, had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw ...
So the countdown is beginning on our advent calendar
And maybe some of you on all my odd odes you will ...
Christmas time, the snow does fall
The tree is standing in the hall
But Santa's grounded, he can't go
It's down to that ...
They tell me that Santa is coming
And have I been naughty or nice
Well I don't really mind
If some coal I ...