The Chat Shack Advent Calendar

(To the tune of O Christmas Tree)

Oh, Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree

You really need a fairy

(To the tune of I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus)

I saw Mirela eating chocolate

Hid behind the ...

(To the tune of Frosty the Snowman)

Kieran the admin is a very happy bloke
With his friends on here, he ...

(To the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

We’ve had quite our fill 
Of all that tinned ...

(To the tune of It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas)

It’s beginning to look a lot ...

(To the tune of Dominick the Donkey)

Hey, chingedy ching, hee haw, hee haw
It's Dominick, the donkey
Chingedy ching, ...

(To the tune of Jingle Bells)

Dashing through the posts
Like mods that are possessed

Kieran’s eating toast

In ...

(To the tune of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer)

TOT, she got run over by ...

(To the tune of We Three Kings)

We two mods of the old Chat Shack

There is something ...

(To the tune of Good King Wenceslas)

Our mod Kieran, he looked down in his big wine cellar
And ...

(To the tune of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)

TOT is a red-nosed mod bod

Wonder how that came ...

(To the tune of Winter Wonderland)

Tills do ring, are you listening

All that cash, it is glistening

And not a rhyme for today, but a little heartfelt message to you all, the loyal members of this ...

(To the tune of Deck The Halls)

Deck the till with lots of lolly

Fa la la la ...

(To the tune of Hark the Herald Angels Sing)

Hark, the wordy posters sigh
Is it time to wave ...

(To the tune of Let It Snow)

Oh, the weather outside is chilling

But inside it’s rather thrilling
The music ...

(To the tune of Oh Come, All Ye Faithful)

Oh come, all ye patrons

Of the Corner Café

Oh come ...

(To the tune of Ding, Dong, Merrily on High)

Ding, dong, merrily on high, just hear those optics ...

(To the tune of Santa Baby)

Santa baby, slip a big bomb under Taff’s seat for me

Been ...

(To the tune of I Saw Three Ships)

I saw three posters sitting there

On a word thread, ...

(To the tune of The Holly and the Ivy)

The holly and the ivy

They would look awfully nice

With ...

(To the tune of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer)

Greenwood got run over by a reindeer

Walking back ...

(To the tune of Away in a Manger)

Away on a word thread, where those mad words are ...

(To the tune of The First Noel)

The first mince pie that Kieran did eat
Was the start of ...